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6.22.2008
Edible Vaccines Are Not The Wave Of The Future
Now, this is a story all about howMy life got flipped-turned upside downAnd I liked to take a minuteJust sit right thereI'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel AirIn west Philadelphia born and raisedOn the playground was where I spent most of my daysChillin' out maxin' relaxin' all coolAnd all shootin some b-ball outside of the schoolWhen a couple of guysWho were up to no goodStartin making trouble in my neighborhoodI got in one little fight and my mom got scaredShe said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'I begged and pleaded with her day after dayBut she packed my suite case and send me on my wayShe gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.First class, yo this is badDrinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?Hmmmmm this might be alright.But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all thatIs Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?I don't think sowI'll see when I get thereI hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-AirWell, the plane landed and when I came outThere was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name outI ain't trying to get arrestedI just got hereI sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappearedI whistled for a cab and when it came nearThe license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirrorIf anything I can say this cab is rareBut I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'I looked at my kingdomI was finally thereTo sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
6.21.2008
6.08.2008
Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner
WHY, GOD, WHY? We must find a cure for cancer. If Patrick isn't reason enough I don't know what is.
6.03.2008
OBAMA Bin Laden
Barack Obama. What can I say about America'a democratic candidate? He said he 'would stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction. ' I wonder what 'ugly' would entail and why he isn't running for president of some true Muslim country.
He also flubbed making a reference to our 50 states and accidentally said '57'. There are 57 Islamic states. Hmm. What a dipshit.
No worries though, if Hilary ends up as his running mate and they win- which they will since he's buying us off with another round of stimulus checks- she will have him murdered. She wants the office more than anyone else possibly could and is willing to do anything to get what she wants. Does Vince Foster ring a bell?
5.25.2008
Joykill At It Again
Ted Kennedy- Senator, murderer, alcoholic- has the brain cancer. I suppose it's no laughing matter- even if it is Teddy. I just wonder if this is karma kicking him in the ass for the ol' Chappaquiddick incident. I guess he just assumed he'd never have to pay for his crime. Mary Jo Kopechne sure did.
Teddy is also famous for wanting to leave the borders open so that we may have mucho illegals in this grande country. Thanks to him, Jasper now shares his ssn with Juan who currently resides in Washington. Thanks a lot Ted! You really know how to wow us.
5.21.2008
Candyland & Xanax
So, it's been a long time since I've been on here. I'm sure a lot of you have had no idea what to do with yourselves and life may have even stopped all together. Sweat no more. Alas, I am back.
It's been a busy year. I had a bastard child back in September which has kept me too busy to write. She is adorable and wonderful and keeping me from adequate rest. Don't have children unless you are absolutely sure you have the time and money. That was a warning. You'll love them no matter what, but think about it before you have that one last drink and hop into the backseat of that kia with a guy you've known for 3 hours.
There sure is a lot to talk about, but I think I'll save it for future posts. I just wanted to let the world know I was alive.
1.22.2007
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