ooh 

petrie dish life

i think i'm going to write a song about being a test tube baby. that's all i got

true love

me and you!
if you truly love me then you'll shit next to me.

if you look up sexy in the dictionary....

this is what you'll see! i'm kidding. i have low self-esteem. i need to work on the after school special before i become a coke addicted whore with a prosthetic leg and fake eye cuz i sold one on the black market for a gram after forgetting to feed my child and thus no one would trade for a corpse. more will be added soon. i must go as the local elementary school is letting the children out for recess and i need to pick my next victim

vegetarianism-a-go!

meat is murder. really. just take a look at this crazed chicken.

ehh

i have gas