I Question Your Commitment To Sparkle Motion

What could be the reason behind his laughter? What is it that can make a man seem this happy? Where does this joy come from? I don't think I've ever seen anyone look this happy before and I must know the reason behind it. The German kid with rickets that lived down the street from me in second grade didn't look remotely this happy when his new prostethic came in. And he was happy.

Harrison Ford, You Have Your Work Cut Out

I am currently at work. A few hours ago a 'fugitive', who's description sounds like Bob Marley, blew his tires out in front of Children's Hospital while being chased by the police and decided it would somehow be a good idea to run in and hide there. I work at Barnes which is connected to Children's and no one even bothered to tell the labs. Our supervisor saw it on the news and called us. I see how much we're valued. Apparently he ran here and then back to Children's so all the security is over there. I feel safe. He probably won't get caught while here and that is humorous to me.

I have a couple theories on where he is. He is either napping somewhere here, he got out and is on his way to Canada (Mexico is too obvious) or he's working on sending himself piece by piece through the pneumatic tube system as no one would even think to look there. If he does the tube system thing I say godspeed to him.

The main worry on everyone's mind is being attacked. I wish someone would be held as a hostage as we need some livening up in this place. I just want to make sure that if I'm stabbed or something that my death will be avenged. Clemy, you must take on this task. You can make Eunice help too. Avenge me!