Let's Get This Party Started!

Mr. Robert Pickton

The Vatican Called. They're Missing A Pair of Galoshes

Clemy and I realized a long time ago that it was our lack of sexiness that was the reason why we were never date raped. However, the two of us had a few really cute years from birth to about third grade where I, personally, think we were kidnapable. Why didn't anyone try? I feel so cheated. Damn you E. S.!

What The Hell Was The Point?!