Joykill At It Again

Ted Kennedy- Senator, murderer, alcoholic- has the brain cancer. I suppose it's no laughing matter- even if it is Teddy. I just wonder if this is karma kicking him in the ass for the ol' Chappaquiddick incident. I guess he just assumed he'd never have to pay for his crime. Mary Jo Kopechne sure did.

Teddy is also famous for wanting to leave the borders open so that we may have mucho illegals in this grande country. Thanks to him, Jasper now shares his ssn with Juan who currently resides in Washington. Thanks a lot Ted! You really know how to wow us.

Candyland & Xanax

So, it's been a long time since I've been on here. I'm sure a lot of you have had no idea what to do with yourselves and life may have even stopped all together. Sweat no more. Alas, I am back.

It's been a busy year. I had a bastard child back in September which has kept me too busy to write. She is adorable and wonderful and keeping me from adequate rest. Don't have children unless you are absolutely sure you have the time and money. That was a warning. You'll love them no matter what, but think about it before you have that one last drink and hop into the backseat of that kia with a guy you've known for 3 hours.

There sure is a lot to talk about, but I think I'll save it for future posts. I just wanted to let the world know I was alive.