dead alive

hey there my little vixens, alas, i am alive. my godforsaken, piece of shit cpu has finally committed suicide. i have been checking my e-mail, world news and various other random shit every few days on ma or chip's computers. i have a very limited amount of time i can spend on their computers so i haven't had a chance to post lately. i'm at work so i gotta cut this short, but i'll leave you all on this note since i care so fucking deeply- my mother has violent hemorrhoids and i'm on my mensies.