1.13.2007

The Vatican Called. They're Missing A Pair of Galoshes

Clemy and I realized a long time ago that it was our lack of sexiness that was the reason why we were never date raped. However, the two of us had a few really cute years from birth to about third grade where I, personally, think we were kidnapable. Why didn't anyone try? I feel so cheated. Damn you E. S.!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

So SOOOOOO NOT funny!!!!!

marie curie said...

humorous? yes indeed

Kuntry Konfession said...

you were...you just can't remember....emm...the kidnapping part that is...
flog yourself mercilessly with a metal chain for this one, curie!