don't forget your soap on a rope

once again i have checked the st. clair county most wanted lists to see if there is anyone i know on there yet. nope. nada. zilch. no exes, no old pals - nothing. not even a family member is wanted or recently arrested. i'm quite disappointed, to say the least. is it wrong to feel this way? is it really so bad that i want to see someone i know on the good ol' top 1o most wanted dui or sexual assault list?