When You Can't Afford Connie Chung...

you settle for Ann Curry. The Today Show desperately needs real women. They have the douches that they pass off as women hosting and it drives me up the wall. They need to replace Ann with Margaret Cho and Katie with either Kathy Griffin or me. Matt's no prize either so they could offer his role to either Clint Howard or that kid from Slingblade. These are just my thoughts and ideas on how to beef up the morning news. Maybe NBC should hire me.