Promises, Like Hearts, Are Meant To Be Broken

<--Not me receiving an award.

I have decided to try to list my qualities. There are none that one might consider to be 'redeeming' or 'worthwhile'. I'l give you an example:

I'm not tall enough to play basketball
I'm not bulimic enough to model
I'm not cute enough to be a scam artist
I'm not talented enough to make money off of art or writing or anything of any
consequence really
etc, etc
And I'm too poor to leave the country and try to start anew. 2006 better me my damn year. If things don't get better by the second half of the year you'll probably find me up on that bell tower.