dead alive

hey there my little vixens, alas, i am alive. my godforsaken, piece of shit cpu has finally committed suicide. i have been checking my e-mail, world news and various other random shit every few days on ma or chip's computers. i have a very limited amount of time i can spend on their computers so i haven't had a chance to post lately. i'm at work so i gotta cut this short, but i'll leave you all on this note since i care so fucking deeply- my mother has violent hemorrhoids and i'm on my mensies.

i'm gonna push your wheelchair down the hill

since when did the handicapable start thinking that they have the right to push themselves in front of you? having a handicap does not give you the right to cut in front of me when i'm getting on the train. i'm not going to steal your fucking handicap seat. what the fuck. damn disabled!

has-beens making a come back

it looks as though TSS and pertussis are coming back- back with a vengeance. toxic shock syndrome has been on a steady rise the past decade or so. there's a new strain of TSS that we may not be equipped to handle as of now, yet so many girls can't seem to 'unplug' before bedtime. this just makes me giggle. how embarrassing to end up in the er or dead because you left your tampax in too long. have fun explaining that one to your crush of the week ladies! whooping cough has also been on the rise the past few years. it seems so ancient that i laugh at this because parents are at fault if their little shits die from this as they didn't take care of their vaccinations. there is, however, a mutated strain out as well. it sounds as though the new strain can also be dealt with by getting those 3 shots as an infant.
diseases with great names are making a comeback so i have more to laugh at when the 6 o'clock news comes on. this makes me smile

don't forget your soap on a rope

once again i have checked the st. clair county most wanted lists to see if there is anyone i know on there yet. nope. nada. zilch. no exes, no old pals - nothing. not even a family member is wanted or recently arrested. i'm quite disappointed, to say the least. is it wrong to feel this way? is it really so bad that i want to see someone i know on the good ol' top 1o most wanted dui or sexual assault list?